You may think you're kidding, but modern technology stacks have gotten so complicated and entangled that mystical troubleshooting is the routine solution.

Not working? Reboot it. For all I know, the phase of Saturn (as calculated by some library down in the framework) does affect Kubernetes.

Fix your PC with a crystal pendulum

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-MM0Z_jCrGo

Also: A Story About 'Magic'

http://catb.org/jargon/html/magic-story.html

[Angry manager stomps in]

"WHY DID WE GO DOWN??? WHAT HAPPENED!??"

"Nothing much we could do boss, Saturn ascended"

Beats "sunspots."