The analogy works if there's only one gun and I was offered it in an auction. I turned it down despite knowing you're very keen on robberies and in my neighbourhood. And I heard you're keen on buying it.

I kept the money and now you're using the gun to get the money I saved.

If we had a second round, this time with a machine gun... What would you do?

I'm still cross with Google. At the time it seemed like the natural home for Java.