If the point of choosealicense is to be non-judgmental, they should use non-judgmental language to do so.

So lets change the "I want it simple and permissive" text to "I want attribution. The MIT License only requirements is that users provide attribution back to you and don’t hold you liable."

Its a forthright and non judgmental description of the MIT license and its purpose, and it matches perfectly with the style of the GPL description.